Two in No Hands
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
What you are about to see is no ordinary juggling pattern.
It is a feat of ledgermain so daring, so wonderous
Some have hailed it a miracle.
Women have been known to faint on several
So great is its effect on the human mind,
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
...the one, the only...
...two in no hands!"
Well, actually it's just a funny trick I came up with.